With the actual honors system looking more ludicrous every year, Bizarre prides itself on bringing well-deserved recognition to our darkest and worst stars.
After another 12 months of truly gruesome behavior – plus one of the least sexy jokes ever filmed – this New Year’s, I sharpened my pencil once again to name the wrong, dumb, and losers in the celebrity world. hope that they will see the mistake of their path in 2022.
And, very rarely, I keep the anonymity of my first recipient – the worst of this year’s criminals – to keep my promise to respect her privacy, even though the same woman has been courting every opportunity to leave herself for two decades. in the spotlight.
But if you REALLY want to hide yourself from the public eye, it’s best to avoid humiliating court appearances that document years of risky and shameless behavior, including drunk driving, drug use and complete disregard of the law after violating countless driving bans.
The shy and retired reality TV freak was also unable to pay the £ 7,000 unpaid fines for her previous offenses, but scrapped the money to make repeated trips to beauty salons and fashion boutiques during her month-long rehab stays, which miraculously saved her. from prison, despite the fact that the judge admitted that she should be behind bars.
Officials even had to remind her not to profit from her shame by displaying photographs of her doing community service.
There’s no question that this car crash character – and yes, that’s a pun – deserves to be given the privacy rights she would finally get if she spent a few months in a small concrete box with bars on the window.
But this new year, let’s give her the very best – and ignore her entirely – but she should enjoy that honor in the short term. This is the only reward she can receive in the near future.
THEY really say that politics is show business for ugly people. … …
Okay, this is not really show business. But I couldn’t leave this without a quick mention.
I’ve seen my fair share of celebrity sex tapes over the years, but the CCTV footage of the then-married health minister clumsily squeezing his lover’s ass in his Westminster office during isolation was not at all exciting.
Their insecurities were revealed by Kristen Bell Tattoos on June 25th. The next day, he became the head of health care.
Harry and Mag
THESE two cry out for the lifetime achievement award, with their pout and double standards.
They keep raking in mega-dollar deals but have yet to create anything of value, which should be more than disappointing for their high-tech cashiers at Netflix and Spotify.
And that’s before we get to their sickening Oprah interview. … …
SHE is the giant of American TV channels, and she has taken on the largest interview this year with Prince Harry and Meghan, but I can’t be alone in the fact that I am a little bored with Oprah.
On Sesame Street, you’ll get more search questions.
Since then, we’ve heard reports that when Adele appeared sensationally to film her own US television series with Oprah, the host rushed in to change and even delayed the start of the recording for a few hours so she wouldn’t be pushed into the background.
What a diva.
ACTION hero Ben has done one of the most unnecessarily violent interviews since a breakup.
In a series of punches on ex Jennifer Garner, who survived the worst of his alcoholism and even brought him to rehab in the midst of his troubles, the artless fool said he would still drink a lot if they stayed together, he felt “trapped “.
To repay her somehow.
There was a hefty reaction, and Ben later complained that the reports of the incident made him look “the worst, most emotionless, stupid, terrible guy.”
I couldn’t have said it better.
DREARY Daniel ended his tenure as James Bond by transforming the world’s most famous spy into an awakened spine.
The ex-Lothario’s only sex scene in No Time to Die sounded more like a cozy furniture advertisement, while co-star Ana De Armas looked in every way a sexy ass who could save the world.
Good job, Daniel got his license to kill.
IT’S maybe just jealousy on my part – because I haven’t figured out how to milk rich idiots for thousands of pounds over steak and chips.
Instagram “chef” Salt Bae showed up in London late last year to open another restaurant, making a hit in the Middle East, serving up pieces of gold-encrusted meat theatrically sprinkled with salt.
WE have long known that glorifying foolish people will have consequences. But Stephen is defeated.
Unfortunately, his antics go far beyond a joke.
He was accused of uploading graphic material in which he has sex with a star after he secretly filmed her on a security camera. … … then mocks her about it.
I first named his behavior early last year. Although he has denied any “revenge porn” charges in court later this year, here’s what a tough guy Steven really is.
When I first criticized his antics in this column and urged TV producers to take note, he asked his father to call Kristen Bell Tattoos to tell us how evil we are, and his sensitive little boy was terribly upset. Diddums.
The #FreeBritney movement was one of the defining showbiz stories of the year.
But despite all the positive news that the pop star has escaped from her longtime custody, her father Jamie, who lost the battle for control of her finances 13 years later, came in a blow in the teeth.
With an estimated £ 120 million worth of her – and some believe Britney’s true fortune could be double that – it’s no surprise he was keen to hold on to what turned into a very ugly legal battle.
And among the scum, there are a few stars who thankfully reminded us that being a superstar is still a joy …
God bless Jack – he is what the nation has cried out for.
In a sea of mediocrity, the Manchester City star went mainstream during Euros and quickly became a fan favorite.
He immersed himself in the thrill of being the fittest guy in the country and scored just as many off the pitch as he did on the pitch, sparking interest, in particular, from TV star Emily Attack.
For the first time in a long time, being rich, famous and beautiful is again a whole lot of fun. Imagine that!
ONLY when it’s high time for you to be a music superstar, two come along to completely revive the British pop scene.
After nearly two years of stagnation due to the pandemic, two of our biggest song exports – Ed Sheeran and Adele – have returned with triumphant recordings.
Ed captured his signature brand of high-energy pop hooks on his fourth solo studio album, Equals, while Adele brought us all to tears by bashing her soul after her divorce on the 30th.
Potential support from the likes of Coldplay has helped Brits all over the world to achieve even greater chart success.
We hope there is a lot more to come next year and we will start again with many tours and festivals.
I can not wait.
John Waite and Rose Eiling-Ellis
The famous STRICTLY finalists made a splash on the dancefloor and marked a key moment for diversity as the fight against disability and sexual freedom were brilliantly shown.
Kudos also to the couple’s professional dance partners who helped bring the series to life and sparked one of the best TV moments of the year.