Kourtney’s vulgar wedding was Kardashian’s most luxurious and cheesiest moment

EVEN by Kardashian family standards, the wedding of eldest daughter Kourtney and rocker Travis Barker was spectacular.

In fact, her Italian wedding this weekend made Katie Price’s fabulous 2005 wedding to Peter Andre look like a no-nonsense romance.

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Wedding of Kourtney Kardashian and rocker Travis Barker was spectacular
The carnival of vulgarity featured fancy mourning dresses and veils depicting the Virgin Mary.

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The carnival of vulgarity featured fancy mourning dresses and veils depicting the Virgin Mary.
Kim conveyed her sister's love of goth and punk fashion in a black lace outfit she wore during the day.

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Kim conveyed her sister’s love of goth and punk fashion in a black lace outfit she wore during the day.

The carnival of vulgarity featured fancy mourning dresses and a veil depicting the Virgin Mary.

It was organized by the fashion label Dolce & Gabbana, whose head Stefano Gabbana once called the Kardashian clan “the cheapest people in the world.”

The locals of the quiet fishing village of Portofino on the Italian Riviera have probably never seen such an orgy of bad taste and outrageous luxury.

Especially when the 43-year-old bride arrived in a short corset dress.

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She salvaged her modesty with a pre-cathedral veil that included religious iconography – in honor of her fiancé’s tattoo on her head – and the words “family, loyalty, respect.”

LARGE SILVER CHAIN

Her outfit was designed by the controversial fashion house Dolce & Gabbana.

Clearly aware of the excitement the wedding would create, the brand even opened a pop-up store in the marketplace three days before the wedding for three months.

A D&G employee said of the Kardashian connection, “They’re friends at home.”

Apparently so, as the label also lent them their L’Olivetta villa, where the couple took their vows, and reportedly owns the £11 million superyacht Regina D’Italia, where the entire Kardashian crew rested before the big day.

They also transported guests to the venue on speedboats with their pillows.

Apparently Courtney and company forgave Stefano for his “cheap” taunt.

And they don’t seem to care about the label’s scandals in recent years. These include a racist ad depicting an Asian woman struggling to eat Italian food with chopsticks and statements by designer Domenico Dolce against gay families adopting children. The label apologized for both.

Of course, the big day was to take place in Italy, in the footsteps of the Clooneys and the Timberlakes.

Kourtney’s younger sister Kim, 41, also chose Italy for her 2014 wedding to Kanye West.

The show business world has been rocked by reports that Beyoncé has been spotted out in the country ahead of her wedding. But aside from Hollywood star Megan Fox and her rapper boyfriend Heavy Kelly, if there were any other big names, they managed to dodge the cameras.

So did brother Rob Kardashian, 35, if he was there at all. He missed Kim’s ceremony in Florence because he “didn’t like” his weight gain.

Mom-of-three Courtney and Blink-182 drummer Travis, 46, who has been married twice and has a son, daughter and stepdaughter, hosted a reception on the hill from Villa L’Olivetta, in Rome’s Castello Brown fort.

There, guests were treated to pasta cooked to order and sweet cannoli pastries with fresh toppings. We probably don’t need to tell you which designers provided the colorful plates.

It was organized by the fashion label Dolce & Gabbana, whose head Stefano Gabbana once called the Kardashian clan “the cheapest people in the world.”

In the evening, it was time for a change of outfit, and Kourtney reappeared in a black version of her dress, with Travis removing her black garter with his teeth to throw to the crowd.

The video showed the newlyweds hugging to Bill Withers’ “Just The Two Of Us” while wearing matching white jackets with “Mrs. Barker” emblazoned on Kourtney’s back.

Complementing it with glasses and a chunky silver chain, Travis also led his wife into a slow dance at the end of the night to “Finally” by Etta James.

“This is our song,” Courtney roared as the assembled crowd were no doubt silently praying that she wasn’t going to sing it herself.

Beyoncé’s “Crazy In Love” and “Single Ladies” also featured on the playlist, which was probably as close to this holiday of frivolity as a pop queen could ever get.

Before the big day, Kourtney was seen wearing a fancy black veil, a tight black dress adorned with another image of the Virgin Mary, and black gloves.

She and Travis are known for their love of gothic and punk fashion, which sister Kim epitomized in the black lace outfit she wore during the day before dancing all evening in a black jumpsuit with a jeweled corset.

Her eldest daughter, eight-year-old North, also wore black. But Kim’s boyfriend, Pete Davidson, couldn’t be there, as he was filming his last episode for the US show Saturday Night Live.

“Momager” Kris Jenner, 66, brought a touch of romance to a flowing pastel pink dress covered in feathers, while middle daughter Khloe, 37, opted for an eye-catching gold crown tiara.

Travis’ son, 18-year-old Landon, brought a black suit encrusted with diamonds. His sister Alabama, 16, was also in attendance, along with Travis’s stepdaughter Athiana De La Hoya, 23, both of whom wore form-fitting bridesmaid dresses embellished with red roses.

Before the big day, Kourtney was seen wearing a fancy black veil, a tight black dress adorned with another image of the Virgin Mary, and black gloves.

Courtney’s daughter, Penelope, nine, with red hair, wore a matching tulle gown. Her brothers Mason, age 12, and Rain, age seven, were also there, but their father, Scott Disick, was not.

Kourtney has previously said she adores her blended family, adding, “The more kids, the merrier.”

Red roses were everywhere, from the bridesmaids’ dresses to the table setting, and the base of the four-tiered cake was a scattering of petals.

UP TO SMALL HOURS

Kourtney and Travis have been friends for many years, although at first he admitted that he was in love with Kim.

He appeared on episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and rumors that he and Kourtney were dating first started circulating in 2018.

But it wasn’t until January 2021 that they confirmed their romance.

Courtney, who has been with Scott for nine years, said: “I’ve definitely always been attracted to Travis. I think it was just the right time in my life.” In October, they got engaged, and in April, it looks like they got married in Las Vegas after the Grammy Awards.

Courtney later clarified that it was not a legally binding ceremony, adding, “Practice makes perfect.” Then, on May 15, the couple exchanged vows for real in a low-key ceremony in California.

This last celebration continued until midnight and DJ Cassidy was on deck until 3am. He played tunes such as Blink-182’s All The Small Things and Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and at one point handed the mic to Machine Gun Kelly to sing her hit Bloody Valentine.

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And the holidays aren’t over yet. The couple are reportedly planning another party in Los Angeles for all those who couldn’t make it to the Italian party.

Fashion label support offers will no doubt be coming soon.

Kris Jenner, 66, brought a little romance to the table in a flowing pastel pink dress covered in feathers.

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Kris Jenner, 66, brought a little romance to the table in a flowing pastel pink dress covered in feathers.
The locals of the quiet fishing village of Portofino on the Italian Riviera have probably never seen such an orgy of bad taste and outrageous luxury.

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The locals of the quiet fishing village of Portofino on the Italian Riviera have probably never seen such an orgy of bad taste and outrageous luxury.
Middle daughter Chloe, 37, opted for an eye-catching golden crown tiara.

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Middle daughter Chloe, 37, opted for an eye-catching golden crown tiara.
Kylie Jenner chose to avoid the gothic theme in her outfit.

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Kylie Jenner chose to avoid the gothic theme in her outfit.

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